Aik pathan hotel mein
Aik pathan hotel mein kamra lene ke liye reception Par mojood clerk se behas kar raha tha
Clerk dekhiye janab Koi kamra khali naheen hai
Pathan: Agar wazire azam aa jayein tu kia onnhein kamra do ge?
Clerk: kion naheen!
Pathan: phir mujhe woh kamra de doKion ke wazire azam tu naheen aa rahe aaj
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